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Punishment (small novel)

Source: Hubei Writers Network Published: 2019-04-06 Author: Wu Ge

 

The story of "penalty sitting" was originally a joke from Lao Yu at Lanhe Forestry Station in Tianhe County, but after many years, some people are still talking about this joke, which forced me to reexamine Lao Yu's joke.

Lao Yu's appearance was not good. People who knew him said that he had a pig belly face, and he liked to wear old military uniforms when he was a soldier. All the old military uniforms were worn out. The labor insurance supplies store bought a few camouflage clothes and changed them. Whenever I saw him, he was in old military uniforms or camouflage uniforms, and he rarely saw him wearing a pleasing trendy outfit.

Speaking of the allusion to "punitive sitting", it was still a new invention when Lao Yu was struggling. In those years, Lao Yu was transferred from Dabahe Town to Lanhe Forestry Station by the county forestry bureau. At that time, the ordinary people who destroyed forestry were usually fined. Lao Yu felt that it was not easy for the common people to earn money. A fine was fined out. The common people were heartbroken by the fine money. Lao Yu was also heartbroken by the fined people.

But what about it? National laws must be enforced, and forest resources must be strictly controlled. While Lao Yu was contemplating the best punishment method, when Deputy Minister Peng of the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee went to Lanhe to investigate and work, he made a special trip to Lao Yu's station for a short while, which inspired Lao Yu's "penalty Sit "invention. At that time, Vice Minister Peng sat for a while at Lao Yu's station. Because it was too hot, he sat for less than half an hour. The clothes of Vice Minister Peng were sweaty enough to screw out water.

Lao Yu therefore thought, why not let those illegal parties who should be punished come to sit and stand to pay the fine? Wasn't it true that in ancient times, you were beaten without penalty? Didn't the county magistrate in "Red Sorghum" also have a shoe palm punishment?

Also after Lao Yu had this idea, a villager in Huanglongguan Village ran into a new punishment “muzzle” invented by Lao Yu. It was verified by Lao Yu that time, that farmer named Huang Zhijin felled more than 20 trees without any approval because of the need to build a house. According to the "Forest Law", Lao Yu was supposed to impose a fine of two to five times the number of excessively felled trees and order him to replant trees five times the number of excessively cut trees. Huang Zhijin himself is willing to accept fines. However, Lao Yu did not punish him, but issued a "Forestry Administrative Punishment Decision" which is very absurd to others. Huang Yijin took a look at the "Decision on Forestry Administrative Punishment", and at that time he cried and laughed. Because the punishment decision stated: "According to the relevant provisions of the Forest Law, it was decided to impose a two-hour penalty on the offending party Huang Huangjin, and reimburse 110 times the number of trees that are five times the number of replanted trees. The location is in the Lanhe Forestry Station station. Within three days, please consciously come to Lanhe Forestry Station to accept the punishment. If you do not consciously come to the station to accept the punishment, you will be handed over to the County Forest Public Security Bureau for legal responsibility for excessive logging. "

Huang Yanjin thought, didn't he just punish me to sit at Lanhe Forestry Station for two hours? What's the big deal? !! Therefore, he willingly signed the service receipt of the punishment decision, expressing his willingness to accept the penalty of sitting for two hours and replanting a hundred trees. After signing the letter, Huang Zhijin also secretly enjoyed for a long time. Of course, Huang Zhijin inevitably laughed at Lao Yu's law enforcement level while he was secretly having fun. However, when Huang Zhijin went to Lanhe Forestry for punishment on the third day, he really regretted that his intestines were green, and he should not regret signing the punishment decision so happily.

Huang Xunjin later recalled the punishment and was still a little bit nervous. Did someone ask him? He said that was really not a punishment that people deserve. You should be so comfortable? It was so hot that everyone was going crazy. But you still can't regret not sitting, as long as you get up and move halfway, the punishment time will be postponed, and the accumulated time must be enough for two hours. You Lao Yu sit with you, can you still stun? Protest? Well, Lao Yu pointed to the relevant legal provisions on the wall and told you that the amount of punishment you should accept, and he did not intend to punish himself, everything was left to the forest police. After reviewing the legal provisions, Lao Yu did not forget to persuade him: "Huang Zhijin, you grit your teeth and bear it. My Lao Yu has been sitting here for a few summers, can you not hold on for two hours?" Think about it too. They lived in this dwarf station building year after year, and I haven't seen him tortured to death. Can't I persist for two hours?

Huang Jinjin later said that if Lao Yu was really irritating, how simple the penalty was, why did he invent this punishment? Sit and sit, Lao Yu didn't forget to tease: "Huang Zhijin, what song did you know?" Huang Zhijin didn't know, Lao Yu teased and said, "It's sung in Lanhe dialect, you can't understand Or else you listen carefully? "After a while, Huang Zhijin still shook his head and said he didn't understand. Lao Yu said, "Then I will translate it to you in Lanhe dialect. Then I learned that the song is" Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot ... Hot—it's so hot! 'Don't you mean that?' Huang Huangjin listened carefully again, it really meant that. You say that Old Yu is not irritating, and you are so angry that you have nothing to say. After you grit your teeth and sit for two hours, Lao Yu immediately handed in a cup of long-dried tea, plus a filter cigarette, and told you not to slash again, and then let you go slowly, don't hold your breath.

However, according to Xiao Liu, a colleague at the Lanhe Forestry Station, Lao Yu's punishment for "sit and punish" was carried out more than ten times in total, and illegal deforestation in that area is rare.

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Punishment (small novel)

2019-04-06 00-00-00

 

The story of "penalty sitting" was originally a joke from Lao Yu at Lanhe Forestry Station in Tianhe County, but after many years, there are still people talking about this joke, which forced me to re-examine Lao Yu's joke.

Lao Yu's appearance was not good. People who knew him said that he had a pig belly face, and he liked to wear old military uniforms when he was a soldier. All the old military uniforms were worn out, and he was in the county armed department building. The labor insurance supplies store bought a few camouflage clothes and changed them. Whenever I saw him, he was in old military uniforms or camouflage uniforms, and he rarely saw him wearing a pleasing trendy outfit.

Speaking of the allusion to "punitive sitting", it was still a new invention when Lao Yu was struggling. In those years, Lao Yu was transferred from Dabahe Town to Lanhe Forestry Station by the county forestry bureau. At that time, the ordinary people who destroyed forestry were usually fined. Lao Yu felt that it was not easy for the common people to earn money. A fine was fined out. The common people were heartbroken by the fine money, and Lao Yu also distressed the fined people.

But what about it? National laws must be enforced, and forest resources must be strictly controlled. While Lao Yu was contemplating the best punishment method, when Deputy Minister Peng of the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee went to Lanhe to investigate and work, he made a special trip to Lao Yu's station for a short while, which inspired Lao Yu's "penalty Sit "invention. At that time, Vice Minister Peng sat for a while at Lao Yu's station. Because it was too hot, he sat for less than half an hour. The clothes of Vice Minister Peng were sweaty enough to screw out water.

Lao Yu therefore thought, why not let those illegal parties who should be punished come to sit and stand to pay the fine? Wasn't it true that in ancient times, you were beaten without penalty? Didn't the county magistrate in "Red Sorghum" also have a shoe palm punishment?

Also after Lao Yu had this idea, a villager in Huanglongguan Village ran into a new punishment “muzzle” invented by Lao Yu. It was verified by Lao Yu that time, that farmer named Huang Zhijin felled more than 20 trees without any approval because of the need to build a house. According to the "Forest Law", Lao Yu was supposed to impose a fine of two to five times the number of excessively felled trees and order him to replant trees five times the number of excessively cut trees. Huang Zhijin himself is willing to accept fines. However, Lao Yu did not punish him, but issued a "Forestry Administrative Punishment Decision" which is very absurd to others. Huang Yijin took a look at the "Decision on Forestry Administrative Punishment", and at that time he cried and laughed. Because the punishment decision stated: "According to the relevant provisions of the Forest Law, it was decided to impose a two-hour penalty on the offending party Huang Huangjin, and reimburse 110 times the number of trees that are five times the number of replanted trees. The location is in the Lanhe Forestry Station station. Within three days, please consciously come to Lanhe Forestry Station to accept the punishment. If you do not consciously come to the station to accept the punishment, you will be handed over to the County Forest Public Security Bureau for legal responsibility for excessive logging. "

Huang Yanjin thought, didn't he just punish me to sit at Lanhe Forestry Station for two hours? What's the big deal? !! Therefore, he willingly signed the service receipt of the punishment decision, expressing his willingness to accept the penalty of sitting for two hours and replanting a hundred trees. After signing the letter, Huang Zhijin also secretly enjoyed for a long time. Of course, Huang Zhijin inevitably laughed at Lao Yu's law enforcement level while he was secretly having fun. However, when Huang Zhijin went to Lanhe Forestry for punishment on the third day, he really regretted that his intestines were green, and he should not regret signing the punishment decision so happily.

Huang Xunjin later recalled the punishment and was still a little bit nervous. Did someone ask him? He said that was really not a punishment that people deserve. You should be so comfortable? It was so hot that everyone was going crazy. But you still can't regret not sitting, as long as you get up and move halfway, the punishment time will be postponed, and the accumulated time must be enough for two hours. You Lao Yu sit with you, can you still stun? Protest? Well, Lao Yu pointed to the relevant legal provisions on the wall and told you that the amount of punishment you should accept, and he did not intend to punish himself, everything was left to the forest police. After reviewing the legal provisions, Lao Yu did not forget to persuade him: "Huang Zhijin, you grit your teeth and bear it. My Lao Yu has been sitting here for a few summers, can you not hold on for two hours?" Think about it too. They lived in this dwarf station building year after year, and I haven't seen him tortured to death. Can't I persist for two hours?

Huang Jinjin later said that if Lao Yu was really irritating, how simple the penalty was, why did he invent this punishment? Sit and sit, Lao Yu didn't forget to tease: "Huang Zhijin, what song did you know?" Huang Zhijin didn't know, Lao Yu teased and said, "It's sung in Lanhe dialect, you can't understand Or else you listen carefully? "After a while, Huang Zhijin still shook his head and said he didn't understand. Lao Yu said, "Then I will translate it to you in Lanhe dialect. Then I learned that the song is" Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot ... Hot—it's so hot! 'Don't you mean that?' Huang Huangjin listened carefully again, it really meant that. You say that Old Yu is not irritating, and you are so angry that you have nothing to say. After you grit your teeth and sit for two hours, Lao Yu immediately handed in a cup of long-dried tea, plus a filter cigarette, and told you not to slash again, and then let you go slowly, don't hold your breath.

However, according to Xiao Liu, a colleague at the Lanhe Forestry Station, Lao Yu's punishment for "sit and punish" was carried out more than ten times in total, and illegal deforestation in that area is rare.

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